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Birthday Beatdown
Happy fucking birthday. No one cares.
$6.66
This card is perfect for that friend who hates their birthday or anyone you want to remind that getting older isn't an achievement. Inside message reads: 'Congratulations on not dying for another year. The bar is literally on the floor.'
Dimensions5.5" x 8.5"
Material300gsm matte card stock
EnvelopeBlack envelope included
WARNING: This card contains explicit language and offensive content. Not suitable for children, the easily offended, or people without a sense of humor.
