Cards that say what you're actually thinking. Perfect for people you hate or love enough to insult.
Happy fucking birthday. No one cares.
Sorry for your loss. Actually, I'm not.
You did a thing. Want a fucking medal?
Love is bullshit and so are you.
Now you can be useless full-time.
Marriage is just dating with paperwork.
Hope your insurance covers this shit.
Congrats on ruining your life.
