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Novelties That Offend Everyone

Cards not enough? Our novelty items bring the same level of inappropriate humor to everyday objects. Perfect for gifts that make people question your friendship.

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Everyday items with a twist of inappropriate humor. Filter by category or browse all our offensive shit.

F*ck Off Mug
Bestseller

F*ck Off Mug

A surprise message at the bottom of the cup.

$14.99
Passive Aggressive Post-its
New

Passive Aggressive Post-its

Leave notes that say what you really mean.

$9.99
Brutal Birthday Balloons

Brutal Birthday Balloons

Balloons with insults instead of wishes.

$12.99
Offensive Fortune Cookies
Bestseller

Offensive Fortune Cookies

Fortunes no one asked for.

$8.99
Rude Awakening Alarm Clock

Rude Awakening Alarm Clock

Wakes you up with creative insults.

$24.99
Sarcastic Socks

Sarcastic Socks

For when your feet want to talk sh*t.

$11.99
Brutal Bathroom Mirror
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Brutal Bathroom Mirror

Starts your day with a reality check.

$29.99
Inappropriate Coasters
Bestseller

Inappropriate Coasters

Make guests uncomfortable one drink at a time.

$16.99
Brutal Bookmarks

Brutal Bookmarks

For readers who hate interruptions.

$7.99
Offensive Oven Mitts

Offensive Oven Mitts

Hot food, hotter language.

$19.99
Rage Release Stress Ball

Rage Release Stress Ball

Squeeze it while imagining someone's face.

$12.99
Insulting Doormat
Bestseller

Insulting Doormat

Warn visitors before they enter.

$22.99

Bestselling Novelties

F*ck Off Mug
Bestseller

F*ck Off Mug

A surprise message at the bottom of the cup.

$14.99
Offensive Fortune Cookies
Bestseller

Offensive Fortune Cookies

Fortunes no one asked for.

$8.99
Inappropriate Coasters
Bestseller

Inappropriate Coasters

Make guests uncomfortable one drink at a time.

$16.99
Insulting Doormat
Bestseller

Insulting Doormat

Warn visitors before they enter.

$22.99

Need Something Even More Offensive?

We can create custom novelty items tailored to your specific level of inappropriate humor.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these items actually offensive?

Fuck yes they are. That's the whole point. If you're easily offended, this probably isn't the shop for you.

Can I return items if I'm offended?

No. You were warned. We literally have "Bleeding" in our name. What did you expect?

Do you ship internationally?

Yes, we ship worldwide because being offensive is a universal language. Additional shipping fees apply.

Are these appropriate as gifts?

Depends on how much you hate the recipient or how twisted their sense of humor is. Use your best judgment (or don't, we still get paid either way).