Novelties That Offend Everyone
Cards not enough? Our novelty items bring the same level of inappropriate humor to everyday objects. Perfect for gifts that make people question your friendship.
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Everyday items with a twist of inappropriate humor. Filter by category or browse all our offensive shit.
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Need Something Even More Offensive?
We can create custom novelty items tailored to your specific level of inappropriate humor.
Frequently Asked Questions
Are these items actually offensive?
Fuck yes they are. That's the whole point. If you're easily offended, this probably isn't the shop for you.
Can I return items if I'm offended?
No. You were warned. We literally have "Bleeding" in our name. What did you expect?
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship worldwide because being offensive is a universal language. Additional shipping fees apply.
Are these appropriate as gifts?
Depends on how much you hate the recipient or how twisted their sense of humor is. Use your best judgment (or don't, we still get paid either way).