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Birthday Beatdown
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Birthday Beatdown

Happy fucking birthday. No one cares.

$6.66
Sympathy Slap
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Sympathy Slap

Sorry for your loss. Actually, I'm not.

$6.66
Congrats, Asshole

Congrats, Asshole

You did a thing. Want a fucking medal?

$6.66
Valentine's Day Vomit
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Valentine's Day Vomit

Love is bullshit and so are you.

$6.66

What People Say After They Stop Crying

"I sent this to my ex and he blocked me on all platforms. Best money I ever spent."

— Sarah T.

"My grandma opened this card at her birthday party. The family hasn't spoken to me since. 10/10."

— Mike R.

"I've never seen my boss turn that shade of red before. Worth every penny."

— Jamie K.

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